Here's a good one, I'll even leave the dumbasses email:
From:
[email protected]
Date sent: Thu, 10 Apr 2003 00:22:33 EDT
Subject: Great Service!
To: ***********
I thought this was a FREE service.
You're all a buch of lying, rotten scumbags who prey on the loneliness of
others in order to turn a profit. YOU ALL should have died before you were
born. Your fathers should have just came on the sheets, instead of bringing
degenerate reprobates like yourselves into the world. ALL OF YOU involved
are just miscarriages that "slipped by." Go screw a dead dog, Asswipe.
And my response:
Dear Mentally Disturbed,
I'ts obvious you are allowing the pain of your fathers sexual abuse to effect all areas of your life. I would highly recommend intense drug therapy to absolve yourself of those feelings. Fuck you and have a nice day
His response:
From:
[email protected]
Date sent: Fri, 11 Apr 2003 10:35:50 EDT
Subject: Re: Great Service!
To: ************
Listen VERY carefully:
1. I have never been abused my ANYONE as a child, and the insinuation
thereof on behalf of a great man like my father, WHO IS DECEASED is
abhorrent and detestable.
2. I have printed out the transmission you have sent to me and will
transfer it to the appropriate parties which will be in touch with you
shortly -- the remarks made maligning and slandering my father's memory
will NOT be dismissed.
3. I have EVERY INTENTION of following through TO THE END with my actions
against YOU and THIS COMPANY. After the transmission I just received from
you, I have MORE that enough Legal ground to stand on. What you have said
and done to my father's memory goes beyond immorality -- it is a clear
manifestation of unprofessionalism AND soullessness that I CAN ASSURE YOU
will NOT go unchecked.
4. I WILL accept a formal apology on behalf of YOU and THIS company,
provided it is received before the close of business today -- 4:00 p. m
eastern standard time.