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Originally posted by RiverRat19602003
Awesome. So when this same company buys up another obscure patent, you'll get the first "invitation" to cough up!
-------------------Future Headline from Acacia---------
Patent 1003932983984239 MAsturbation
Acacia Research has acquired the following technology.
A method for inflicting pleasure on one's self by use a manual manipulation such as the hand. Whereby ones self causes by intent ,or other, the manipulation of ones eroginous regions of said recipient to cause such region to erupt.
TERMS. Anyone wishing to use this technology shall agree to a fee schedule as follows:
Once per week = $50.00
Once per day = $300.00
Site license (ie your bedroom) $600/mo
Masturbator further agrees that byproduct of such activity is the sole property of Acacia. At it's discretion, Acacia may impose other fee's for removal of such matter as follows:
One tissue per day $10.00
One crusty sock per week, $60.00
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Enforcement will be a bitch.
WG