Columbus Day -- Do We Really Miss the Indians?
So here's the deal. The Red Savages were just prancing around the fruited plain, chasing buffalo with spears and worshipping the tree spirits when the white man came over with the boomstick and firewater and put the land to good use. I mean, the indians were skinny, starving little savage fucks who didn't accomplish jack shit until the white man got here.
Hell, they didn't even win the World Series until 1920! Bunch of losers. And this year the Yankees are gonna win it all!
Yankees 27th WS Win, 2003!!!
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