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I'm gonna tie you down and take an electric belt sander and scrub every inch of your body with 40 grit sandpaper, top to bottom. Twice. Then I'm going to get towels and soak them until they're wringing wet, in pure grain alcohol and wrap you in them, head to toe. Next, I'm gonna get two dull steak knives and stab right through the center of each of your eyeballs. When I'm through with that, if you're still conscious, I'm gonna load up a syringe of Ajax, and give you a few cc's in each arm.
That should do, for starters.
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War National Damn Champions Eagle
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