had a fuckin' weird ass dream last night
dreamed fantasyman was having us (myself, my ex-sister-in-law, and Macaulay Culkin) over for mac n' cheese at his one room shack attached to the back of the tire shop. We almost didn't make it cuz the car was running on fumes, but we had just enough.
So we get there, and fantasyman is watching Wheel of Fortune on a 12" tv, sitting about 8" away from it on a stool..... there's a gigantic electronic ticker hanging overhead in there like you'd see in Vegas, but the numbers spinning are the flow of traffic being sent to various sites.
Cathy Bates is cooking up the mac n' cheese of course, and so I'm using the table by the door to try and fry up some grilled cheese sammiches with my secret champagne sauce. But I remembered I need to go get gas, so I take off for the Safeway across the street. (I know... Safeway doesn't have gas.... ) After I pull into the median of this 4 lane highway that runs through the front yard, I run outta gas for good. So I push it to the Safeway station.... anyway, this goes on for a while and then I finally get back.
When I pull back in the front yard, TGF, fantasyman, and Ben Affleck are out front chopping up newbies with a hatchet and dragging them over to the tire shop.
that's when I woke up..... it started getting too weird.
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