I dreamt I was fucking my ex-girlfriend and then she started getting all emotional on me, which is pretty typical with her. Only then did it make perfect sense that she needed an upgrade to her operating system, but then I realized she was already running XP. Next logical conclusion is she just needed to reformat her harddrive, and she'd be fixed

Then I remember being kinda stoked that I had figured out what was wrong with her... then all of a sudden I realized it wasn't so simple.