I had a dream that I was having fits of demonic possesion which involved me urinating on myself and others around me as I spoke in tongues from a loud booming voice while levitating.
THe weird part is that in my dream I never remembered being possessed...the dream consisted of my friends relating to me that I had gotten possessed the night before or whatever...in the middle of a party and another time by the poolside. They were all concerned and told me that I was freaking everyone else out.
They said, "Maybe you should go to church, or see a priest." I said, "I'll be ok..."
Then the dream ended with me getting a handjob in a jacuzzi from an old highschool girlfriend...I woke up with a woody and promptly humped my wife...all the while pondering the ramifications of demonic possession.
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