LOL! Once I had this old guy step up to me when I was trying to break up a fight my friend was in. He asked me if I wanted to go (he was like 40's early 50's) I was 21-22 at the time. I laughed at him and said I'm not fighting you! You're too fucking old! LOL!
I laughed then 2 seconds later the fucker head butted me then got thrown right out of the bar before I had a chance to throw a punch. LOL! That was the last time I don't fight anyone because of their age. If grandpa asks me to go next time I will beat his geriatric ass into the ground!!
DH