Dude you look like a retarded Ewok. You were blessed with the cock, but you sure were beaten with the ugly stick, the ugly branches, the ugly twigs, the ugly log, the ugly tree stump, the uglt roots, the ugly grass around the ugly tree, the ugly yard it's in, the ugly broken down fence around that yard, the ugly shak of a house at the end of the ugly yard with the ugly tree, the ugly block with all similar houses, trees, fences, and yards, the ugly ghetto ass worn torn broken up neighborhood, and of course all the ugly ass ewok tards living in that area.