10-19-2003, 02:08 PM
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Reuters: The world-renowned Donald
Duck has been arrested today on
charges of public indecency and acts
of pedophilia stemming from his
being caught on camera posing as a
kiddy ride in front of a popular store
in S. California. Small children were
encouraged to insert a quarter into
the mechanical device that Mr Duck
would lay on. They would then ride
and "bounce" on top of him for
several minutes at a time, while he
stared at their crotches.
One mother was quoted as saying"I
want that duck roasted alive for this!"
According to local authorities, other
charges are being considered in this
matter. At time of press there was no
comment from mr. Duck or his legal
counsel.
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