This is the funniest thread I have read on GFY in probably a month. ROFL.
EDIT: Yeah we need to call the place, post the number.
"Yes, hi there. I was called by one of your telemarketers. He asked me to call back?"
- "He did? Do you remember his name?"
"No, but he is over 18 and a latin guy. Said he likes the whole getting naked and jerking off animals thing."