I just got snail mail from CVS today. Addressed directly to me, not "occupant" or anything.
Front side: "Great savings on great protection"
Back side: "Do you want protection designed especially for you?"
Inside: A big ass ad for tampons. I even got a chart that cross references my flow with my panty size so I know which Always pad is right for me.
I think I need to get some penis enlarger pills, because the rest of the world is starting to get ideas about me.
