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E.L: "I'm telling you. If you pass this up it'll haunt you for the rest of your days. Your dick will never forgive you! (he bends down and talks to his crotch) What do you think little man?! Don't you ever want to experience something new? (he puts on a squeaky voice, pretending to be Josh' penis) It ain't easy being Josh' penis. I ain't moved for over two months now and I feel like I'm in a coma or something!"
Josh: "Stop it."
E.L: "I wish I was your dick E.L. 'cos this is torture! If something doesn't happen soon I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave!"
-Road Trip
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