sneakydetective.com
Locate the creepiest looking guy you can find, strip him down then slap a dirty brown trench coat and hat on him, perhaps a fake mustache, and have him go around peeking in windows at people having sex. Of course he starts to jack off, and eventually joins in the action.
Give him a big ol' magnifying glass and some other "detective gear".
This site will only work if you find someone extra creepy to be the detective. Perhaps Lawrence Connor.
