Its amazing how many of these are relevant for webmasters.
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1. Once you have their money, you never give it back. Rom, "The Nagus"
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Obviously the Ferengis never had to contend with Visa.
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3. Never spend more for an Acquisition than you have to. Quark, "The Maquis, Part II"
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Always test the traffic, before committing to a long term buy.
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10. Greed is eternal. Quark, "Prophet Motive"
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Just look at the sig whores...
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13. Anything worth doing is worth doing twice. The Making of ST:DS9
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Cross-sells!
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18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. Ben Sisko and Nog, "Heart of Stone"
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Same goes for webmasters.
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19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed. Quark, "Meridian"
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Joined any paysites lately?
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21. Never place friendship before profit. Quark, "Rules of Acquisition"
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How many of you have been scammed by "friends"?
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48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. Pel, "Rules of Acquisition"
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The more promises a paysite makes, the fewer it delivers on.
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52. Never ask when you can take. Pocket Books: Rules of Acquisition
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If they don't click a link willfully, give them a popup console.
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82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price. Pcoket Books: Rules of Acquisition
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$49.95 / month?
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94. Females and finances don't mix. Pcoket Book: Rules of Acquisition
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This is a business, not a convienent excuse to fuck the content.
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219. Always know what you're buying. Quark, "The Abandoned"
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What exactly is a "unique"?
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229. Latinum lasts longer than lust. Pocket Books: Rules of Acquisition
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This is why surfers chargeback the next morning.
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239. Never be afraid to mislabel a product. Gint, "Body Parts"
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Again, joined any paysites lately?
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261. A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience. Pocket Books: Rules of Acquisition
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Big sponsors are all reputable, right?
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284. Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi. Pocket Books: Rules of Acquisition
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Especially webmasters...