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dougeetx · 11-11-2003, 11:01 AM

My favorite has to be the housekeeper one!

"To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness."

"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished."

"As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face."

"I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."

When asked how many husbands she'd had, Zsa Zsa replied: "You mean, other than my own?"

"To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer."

"Macho does not prove mucho."

"Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended."

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."

"I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling'' thing got started?!"

"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles."

"A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it."

"You just cannot drive a Rolls-Royce in Beverly Hills anymore because they have it in for you."

11-11-2003, 11:01 AM
dougeetx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 6,163	Words of Wisdom From Zsa Zsa Gabor! My favorite has to be the housekeeper one! "To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness." "A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." "As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face." "I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back." When asked how many husbands she'd had, Zsa Zsa replied: "You mean, other than my own?" "To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer." "Macho does not prove mucho." "Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended." "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." "Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do." "I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling'' thing got started?!" "Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles." "A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it." "You just cannot drive a Rolls-Royce in Beverly Hills anymore because they have it in for you." __________________ Coming Soon! A NEW revolution in black adult social networking!