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1) Exactly how many bytes are in a petabyte? I EAT MEAT FUCK PETA
2) What is the shortest complete sentence in the english language? FUCK THE POLICE
3) What is the term for 1/100th of a second? PREMATURE EJACULATION
4) What is the most common name in the world? BITCH
5) In ASCII, what do the letters of 'Bill Gates' add up to?
(actually its BILLGATES+3 since he is the 3rd william gates = 666)
6) Where does the US government keeps its supply of silver? RAIDERS HELMETS
7) On which show was the first toilet ever seen on television? WILL AND GRACE
8) Who invented the scissors? CUTMAN OFF MEGAMAN 2
9) In computer terms, what does SMTP stand for? SEND MORE THUMBNAILED PORN
10) In the original 60 stories written by Conan Doyle, how many times did Sherlock Holmes say, "Elementary, my dear Watson."?
ZERO
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