I was at my attorneys office. Had my cell phone in my pocket. We starting talking about my ex-wife and telling him my divorce stories. Loads of funny stuff about some of the duds my ex dated after we separated and some dirt gossip about her.
Well what I didn't know, when I sat back in the chair I must have pushed the re-dial button on the cell and my ex-wife was the last person I had called.
Needless to say she heard the whole conversation and I was totally fucking OWNED.
