A Man Calls Work And Says, "Boss, I Can't Come Work Today, I Am Very Sick. I Got Headache, Stomach Ache And My Legs Hurt Like Hell."<br>The Boss Says, "But I Really Need You Today! When I Feel Like This I Go To My Wife And Tell Her To Give Me Sex. That Makes Me Feel Better And I Can Go To Work. You Should Try That."<br>Two Hours Later The Man Calls Again, And Happily Says, "Boss, I Did What You Said And I Feel Great. I Will Be At Work Soon. You Got Nice House."
