Hey you! I need some serious help threatening people with legal action and police intervention. I just don't have it in me to write a good threat letter. I've tried. I don't have enough testosterone or something. I'd like you to post examples of lettters you have either received or sent threatening people to leave you and/or your services alone. I am under attack and need some serious wordage. Hit me with the best you've got. The scarier the better... I know you have them.
