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Old 12-03-2003, 02:25 PM  
-=HOAX=-
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Here's the thing...girls are like cars.

Some are built for comfort...you keep them clean, drive them with care, keep them out of the rain.

Some are built for utility...you never warm them up, you hop in drive to the liquor store and get back to the couch as quick as possible, if they get a dent you don't bother to fix it.

And THEN MY FRIEND...there are those built for speed...you crave nothing more than to drive the hell out of them...you give them good gas, keep them lubed and oiled... but they're not the type you drive everyday, because that would be trouble...BUT when you really want to burn rubber they are there to bring you to the brink of destruction without the promise of getting you back.

And that my friend is the type of car Jesse Jane is...her chassis is BUILT FOR FUCKING!
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