Dinner at shwazey resteraunt while she gurgles lust stories... $123
Buying a horny chick drinks at the bar... $53
Paying for her cab ride home... $37
not fucking her because you are a gentleman so you join a porn site & jerk it... $25
Doing the oposite like Andrew Lustre and spending the rest of your life in jail... priceless!!!
Some things money can't buy... (like your freedom) for online porn... there's VISA & Mastercard!!!
Somebody send this to them before they stop letting people use Credit Cards for porn. Seriously.
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