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Old 12-14-2003, 03:53 AM  
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Originally posted by FuckFind
This may be a whole different issue but....

the only time i was "caught" was when i was about 15-16, and i was gettin head from this girl I dated way back when. It was 3-4 in the morning and she was over, and we were in my living room...

the view from couch (where i basically was looking at all times, sitting on the couch looking forward) was towards the stairs up to my bedroom and my parents bedroom...

all the lights were off, of course i didn't think anything and i was enjoying myself, not really "listening hard" for any noises of parents coming downstairs...

no lights came on, nothing, all of a sudden I glance up and theres my old man, staring right at me, looking me right in the eyes from about 15 feet away while this girl was licking and digesting my wee wee.

what could I do? I'm looking at my pops while getting a fucking blow job!

I just froze fellas, thats it. He just stared for about 10 seconds, and quietly walked away...

my boner shriveled and went to nothing, she stopped 2-3 minutes later cause of my obvious pool-like shrinkage, i told her i was really tired and we went to bed...

SHE STILL DOESNT KNOW

to this day

that this happened


lol

FF!
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