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i delivered pizza when i was 18, and we were open till 3am, big college town ... this one fuck, at the VERY end of our delivery area used to call and order small cheese at 2:59am, and it was like 4.99, he would hold out his hand for the penny.
another driver told the manager "im gonna shit on his pizza" ... the manager said "dont even joke like that - just deliver the fucking thing or dont come into work tomorrow"
45 min later we're cleaning up waiting for driver to get back, phone rings "yo man, some fool dun shit on my pizza!" ... managers face went ghost white ...
it was the driver calling, fucking with him ...
ok maybe you had to be there
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