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Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
i delivered pizza when i was 18, and we were open till 3am, big college town ... this one fuck, at the VERY end of our delivery area used to call and order small cheese at 2:59am, and it was like 4.99, he would hold out his hand for the penny.
another driver told the manager "im gonna shit on his pizza" ... the manager said "dont even joke like that - just deliver the fucking thing or dont come into work tomorrow"
45 min later we're cleaning up waiting for driver to get back, phone rings "yo man, some fool dun shit on my pizza!" ... managers face went ghost white ...
it was the driver calling, fucking with him ...
ok maybe you had to be there
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LOL! Too funny! When I was in High school/College I used to deliver pizza in my hometown. We used to always get this guy who would order every couple of nights. He always used to get the same thing... A medium cheese pizza... Came to like $6.98 or something stupid. Anyways this guy never left a tip and the worst thing was that he STUNK. I mean this guy must have had some fierce medical condition as the whole fucking hallway to his apartment smelled like him. It was absolutely fucking disgusting!!!
The delivery guys I would work with would do anything to be out of the shop whenever that guy's order came in. It was almost like russian roulette to get someone to deliver to this guys house. The funniest thing was that the guy was less than a block away!
Lazy smelly bastard!!!!
DH
P.S. I can't really comment on the whole black thing as we had like all of 10 black families in our entire town growing up. And for the most part they were whiter than us! LOL!
