Somewhere in Canada (CNN) -- Canadian prosecutors formally filed charges Thursday against webmaster John Beacock in a case stemming from allegations he molested a 400 little boys who he'd invited "out back to the woodshed".
Beacock was charged with nine hundred and nine counts -- seven hundred of child molestation and two hundred nine of administering an intoxicating agent for the purpose of a committing a felony. The charges involve incidents alleged to have occurred in February and March of this year, District Attorney Jimthefiend said.
In addition, the complaint includes special allegations that could make Beacock ineligible for probation in the case, Jimthefiend said.
"Furthermore," stated jimthefiend; "the likelihood of Beacock being killed in jail while awaiting trial is one we consider to be great one, and will hopefully spare the citizens of this community the tax burden of prosecuting such a notorious kiddy diddling bastard."
His website:
sexeducation.com will be handed over to the prosecuting team for management during this case.