There once was girl named tootie,
Some people said she was a cutie,
But tootie she thought,
That her looks were for naught,
Because MPA2 was her booty.
All day and all night she did dream,
Of a program so sweet and serene,
That would make signups rise,
And bring her the prize,
Of every Mansion Production she'd seen.
She worked and she saved for a while,
'Til one day she said, with a smile,
"I saved for so long,
Bought MPA2 for a song,
And now my promoting's worthwhile!"
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