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Old 12-19-2003, 01:23 PM  
tootie
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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MPA2 is the fuel of my fire, my burning desire, the dream that makes my nights hot and wet with fiery passion.

I want to lick its cascading billing solution until it shudders with orgasmic delight. I want to fun my fingers down its point-and-click interface and up to its unlimited commission configurations until it swells with erotic pleasure. I want to take its real-time member statistics between my moist, full lips and suck it deep into my soul until it's built-in anti-cheating feature explodes into the deepest recesses of my mind. I want to rub my warm, trembling body all over its 100% web-based administration and take its easy to read overview deep inside me. I will eagerly and tenderly caress its mass e-mail for admin use feature as I bring MPA2 to the brink of erotic explosion.

I stroke its customized outbound mails to webmasters and surfer signups and cancellations softly as my body presses against its easy affiliate code generator. My breathing is heavy, my pulse is racing and I feel myself nearing climax. My god.. my body is shivering and I feel myself nearing the end... I quickly take MPA2's intant account activation for affiliates deeper, deeper inside my tight, slippery hole and I wrap my smooth legs around its tools for webmaster data searching and we climax together, our bodies clinging to one another, our breaths mingling, our sighs merging into one glorious tone that shakes the very foundation of the earth!

And as I lie beside MPA2, my head resting sotfly on its central subscription cancellation panel, my hair flowing softly over its higher signup ratios, I breathe a sigh of pure contentment and joy, because I know I have found the billing and affiliate management software that I want to spend the rest of my life with. And life is worth living.
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