I want the prize cause it's so grand.
One fish, two fish, in bush and hand.
Some said it's for shaving with it but that's just not true.
The mold on those folks brains must be furry and blue.
I like Oystein as a person, he's a fabulous intellectual.
The gay world would coo if he ever went homosexual.
Because Oystein is the man, unlike so much Industry rot.
And besides that, his wife is so F###ing hot.
We've "networked" till late, well into the night.
And when the pussy's passout we're up doing it right.
We drink and I smoke and we talk lots of shit.
BS or not the words are always legit.
Their truth rings clear like shiny silver bells.
I'm sure going to miss him when I'm relaxing in Hell.
So come one, come all and hail the man, you all can kiss his ass.
But I'm his bigggest fan.
