Holy shit, I've seen some dumb stuff. Lemme think for a sec....
I think my personal favorite had to be when a buddy of mine was trying to hook up with a girl that he thought was the hottest thing he'd ever seen. (Incidentally, she was indeed one helluva hot girl. Absolutely stunning with long black hair and perfect smile and sweet attitude. I miss her; we became good friends after laughing our asses off at my bud)
He bought her a drink and we sat around talking and shooting pool, then he excused himself for the bathroom and didn't bother reading the signs on the doors and waltzed into the ladies' room.
He hurried back out again after some woman in there asked him if he was in the right place, turned around and proceeded to walk INTO the men's room door. Not through it, mind you, INTO it. It was priceless to watch him hit his face against the door so hard that he sat down.
And yet he somehow still managed to get a date from the girl. Lucky bastard.
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