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Herb Kornfield · 12-22-2003, 07:34 AM

Was camping in Lebanon State forest about 7 years ago. This park sits on 32,000 acres in the Jersey Pinelands, totally in the middle of nowhere.

This group of kids come in to the park and throws a kegger, radio blasting all day and just being really disresptful to everyone else camped there. all day they have people stopping by and then leaving. Pot smoke hovering over their site like a cloud.

about 1am, I get up to go take a piss and decide to smoke a bowl outside the tent as the Mrs is sleeping.

There I am in my chair just about to light a nice bowl and there are a dozen or so searchlights that pop up on the kegger's site, people running thru the woods all over the place, screaming freeze, dont move!!! total invasion of the man....

The kegger crew has a 12 man tent. In there are about 10-12 guys 18-25 years old drinking booze ( 21 is legal age here) there are a bunch of girls there, some of them start telling the cops they are 15 and shit. The cops went mental on these guys, not only the drugs and booze but underage girls, dealing drugs in the state park.

The cops found about a 1/4 LB of grass, the Keg, Pills and a load of cash that the guy that had it on him isnt sure how much is there. Turns out they also were cutting down trees (illegally) to burn and one of the guys there is a police cadet, lol.....

Any woodsman knows you cant burn a green tree.

One of the guys that tried running out of the park got busted behind my site. Ran right into the police's backup crew that was there via state rangers. There was cops, rangers, troopers everywhere man, it was fucking nuts.

I sat there in my chair watched this all unfold with the bust in total amazement. The troopers came back with a pickup, got ALL the kids gear and the site was totally packed up.

Cops never said boo to me as I sat there. Bowl stahsed in my jacket, unlit, lol..... If I had been out there 2 minutes earlier and lit that, who knows what woulda happened to me.

I had a case of beer, bottle of VOdka and 1/2 Oz on me, but, I keep my shit on the downlow..........

12-22-2003, 07:34 AM
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Was camping in Lebanon State forest about 7 years ago. This park sits on 32,000 acres in the Jersey Pinelands, totally in the middle of nowhere. This group of kids come in to the park and throws a kegger, radio blasting all day and just being really disresptful to everyone else camped there. all day they have people stopping by and then leaving. Pot smoke hovering over their site like a cloud. about 1am, I get up to go take a piss and decide to smoke a bowl outside the tent as the Mrs is sleeping. There I am in my chair just about to light a nice bowl and there are a dozen or so searchlights that pop up on the kegger's site, people running thru the woods all over the place, screaming freeze, dont move!!! total invasion of the man.... The kegger crew has a 12 man tent. In there are about 10-12 guys 18-25 years old drinking booze ( 21 is legal age here) there are a bunch of girls there, some of them start telling the cops they are 15 and shit. The cops went mental on these guys, not only the drugs and booze but underage girls, dealing drugs in the state park. The cops found about a 1/4 LB of grass, the Keg, Pills and a load of cash that the guy that had it on him isnt sure how much is there. Turns out they also were cutting down trees (illegally) to burn and one of the guys there is a police cadet, lol..... Any woodsman knows you cant burn a green tree. One of the guys that tried running out of the park got busted behind my site. Ran right into the police's backup crew that was there via state rangers. There was cops, rangers, troopers everywhere man, it was fucking nuts. I sat there in my chair watched this all unfold with the bust in total amazement. The troopers came back with a pickup, got ALL the kids gear and the site was totally packed up. Cops never said boo to me as I sat there. Bowl stahsed in my jacket, unlit, lol..... If I had been out there 2 minutes earlier and lit that, who knows what woulda happened to me. I had a case of beer, bottle of VOdka and 1/2 Oz on me, but, I keep my shit on the downlow..........