The only famous person that lives in my small town is hockey great, Randy McKay -
http://nhl.com/lineups/player/8449450.html His house is about 3 miles from here.
He has a pretty big house, but it's kinda sqeezed in between a few other houses to be by the water. He could almost piss off his deck and hit the neighbors house, ha ha ha.
How about the rest of you ?