So I just ran to the store to buy a pack of smokes. I decide I want to smell good for all the chickens over there so I open my bottle of obsession. I spilled a little and made about a 3x3 splotch right on my crotch. I didn't want to look like I sploodged so I decided to dry it with my lighter philly blunt style.
So I take out my highly jacked up lighter and run it over the sploodge. My simple mind forgets the cologne has alcohol in it and the whole damn thing goes up in flames. Here I am driving along in my eclipse patting my crotch and freaking out like a madman.
The pants are fine, but I walked into the store smelling like a burn ward. I'm just glad I shave down there regularly.
