T-Shirt Hell outdoes itself
Just when you thought they couldn't achieve anything more controversial
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We here at Tshirthell.com are very connected and have an exclusive interview
for you with Michael Jackson. He came to us because he wanted to talk to
responsible journalists and liked our shirts. The former P.O.W. (Poontang
Of War) Jessica Lynch works for us and asked if she could do the interview
because she's almost not famous anymore. We said YES.
Here is the interview:
JL : Michael did you molest that kid?
MJ: Yeah, I sucked my own cum out of his asshole. I wanna say whutup to
Outcast and Rest in Peace to Johnny Cash.
JL : What else did you do?
MJ: You mean to the cancer kid?
JL : Yeah
MJ: I shit on his face and rubbed it all over his cancer body while he puked
on his brother. I told him that his dead piece of shit dog would go to hell
if he wouldn't let me. I farted on his nipples. I Put a huge vibrator up
his ass and then put him on the smack around cars here at Neverland to see
how far up it would go. It came out his mouth and I broke his nipples off.
I also had my security detail run a chain on that little bitch until he was
nothing but a puddle of blood, cum and tears.
JL : What are "smack around cars" ?
MJ: They are known on the east coast as bumper cars. So whatever happened
with those photos that Hustler was gonna put out of you?
JL : I don't care let em'. I was a whore at the army and I'm proud of it.
Sometimes, I would let a whole battalion cum on my face and give me a huge
bukakke. When I was six, my dad taught me how to be a good little whore. I
was happy when the Iraqis raped me. I hope I'm pregnant and have an Iraqi
baby. I have nothing to hide. Our government is run by the illuminati.
You can read about it here www.davidicke.com
MJ : I'm gonna go smoke some weed. I think I dislocated my shoulder beating
a runaway. Oh, and say hi to that fat captured girl that's not as famous as
you.
JL: LMAO I don't talk to that pig anymore!!!
MJ : Who can blame you !!!
(Editor's Note: Don't write to us to complain about this interview. Please
contact MJ directly. He'd like that.)
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