The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work...
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48
million to do the work...
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces, preoccupied
with killing Saddam. Which leaves 16.2 million to do
the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work
for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the
work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in
hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work...
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That
leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your butt at your
computer, reading jokes. Nice, real nice...
ooppsss don't get mad at me.. just saw that article
