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Originally posted by RockDaddy
Actually CD, it's ok! I remembered that you are still single and are granted a little manly man code leeway.
Sharing remote = ok (if no sports are on)
Cuddling after sex = ok (if you turn it into a nap opportunity)
Talking about your feelings = ok (basic, no in depth)
Helping with household chores = (ok, however, you should start laying the groundwork now by burning dinner, dying the clothes pink when doing laundry, etc.. while still getting credit for trying)
Once you get married, the zero tolerance goes into full effect
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blew her top! "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed, "Shit, it's started..."