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> 6. A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911call. She had no details
> before arriving, except that someone had reported that his father was not
> breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch
> naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse and to start CPR, she
> noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and
> removed the man - who was declared dead on arrival at the hospital - the
> police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had
> made a hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the couch over, they
> discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the man had a habit of
> putting his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between two
> electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for obvious reasons).
> According to the story, after his orgasm the discharge shorted out one of
> the sanders, electrocuting him.
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This is why we all perform a valuable public service in offering the general population a much safer avenue of pleasure.
