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Hello- my name is Marcus Jean Dale Jr. I am very much offended by your racist remark. Yesterday while taking a shower, I was cleaning my ass crack when I felt a dried piece of turd all dried up on my ass crack hair. I had the courage (I watch Dr. Phil) to pull it out, and when it finally did...it was a pea sized dried up turd with some hair in it. I took a sniff of it while the shower was running just out of curiousity, that's when I felt unconscious and fell...hitting my head on the side of the shower tub. I woke up 5 hours later with the water still running, and the water was cold. I put on a rob and went downstairs to eat some pudding afterwards, god bless.
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