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Yeah, everyone should update their emergency procedures, and you should tape them to your phone......
OLD WAY:
for emergency dial 911.
If no phone, get to nearest phone and DIAL 9-1-1.
NEW WAY:
log on the internet.
Go to gofuckyourself dot com.
Log in.
If not registered, then register.
After registering, click "new thread"
Ensure caps lock is set to "on"
type your emergency situation
urge everyone there to contact help
If no response, continue posting until victim is rescued.
Yup, that new way looks much better. Print, tape to phone. GFY to the rescue. :D
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