Quote:
Originally posted by KRL
Come on. You can't be serious. Someone is OD'ing and they're taking the time to register, post pleas for help on GFY, and continuing to post for a long time while someone is supposedly dying?
What are we supposed to do? Call 911 and say,
"911. What is your emergency?"
"Hi I think someone just took a bottle of valium and may be in trouble and needs help."
"How do you know this sir?"
"I just saw it on a porn message board."
"And who are you sir?"
"I'm Amputate Your Head"
"What?"
"Amputate Your Head"
"What is the web address?"
"Go Fuck Yourself."
"Excuse me sir?"
"I said Go Fuck Yourself god damnit."
Click . . . . . . End of call . . .
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That was the funniest post ive read for a while!