http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/janetsuit1.html
There's nothing more serious going on in the world today than Janet Jackson's titty. I even read that Janet's titty is suspected of trying to acquire WMD's, and may have left that ricin in the capital building. We have to act, and act fast, before more of our youth, our elderly, and our republicans are permanently scarred by the exposure of decorated nipples.
And the most scandalous part of the whole breast exposure incident, of course, is that I wasn't there to lick it.
Janet needs to pay!!