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titmowse · 02-03-2001, 11:23 PM

When I turned 18, I was working as a waitress. Yes, kiddies, there was a time when 18 was the legal drinking age. So anyway, the folks I worked for had a little prank they played on waitresses that took their first drink order: I am at this table taking an order from this woman that looks like a kindergarten teacher. I ask her what she wants and she says to me:

"I want a slow, comfotable screw up against the wall."

My jaw dropped to the floor. It was a real drink and the staff had a helluva laugh when I whispered my order.

I have since matured and my drink of choice is CRISTAL.

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02-03-2001, 11:23 PM
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	When I turned 18, I was working as a waitress. Yes, kiddies, there was a time when 18 was the legal drinking age. So anyway, the folks I worked for had a little prank they played on waitresses that took their first drink order: I am at this table taking an order from this woman that looks like a kindergarten teacher. I ask her what she wants and she says to me: "I want a slow, comfotable screw up against the wall." My jaw dropped to the floor. It was a real drink and the staff had a helluva laugh when I whispered my order. I have since matured and my drink of choice is CRISTAL. ------------------ tit, Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Webmasters submit your sites here.