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used at lunchtime at work one day:
Boss: "Do this, do that, then take care of that other thing and do some of the blah blah blah"
Me: "I've given it a lot of thought Jimmy."
Boss: "yes, and?"
Me: "I decided I don't want to."
Boss: "Hahahahaha!"
Me: "Yeah, I really don't think I want to. In fact, I think you should do it. I'm going to play golf. Have a nice life bud."
Boss: (stupid look on his face)
Me: (driving away laughing)
best day of my life.
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