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AaronM · 02-13-2004, 01:37 PM

Hello housekeeping? Can you send me 2 dozen more bars of soap? One if these is not enough to wash my nuts with. In case the front desk failed to notice when I checked in....I am a fat bastard."

Can you believe this shit? This is the size of the fucking soap they gave me compared to a miniture bottle of Johnnie Walker.

The label says: "Soothe your skin & your stressed out soul with this .........."

My soul would not be stressed out if you gave me a respectable sized bar of soap. I am spending $800+ for the fucking room....Is a normal bar of soap too much to ask for?

Fuck it....Maybe if I drink all the Johnnie Walker I will feel less stressed. It's a fucking scam to stress you out so you will empty the minibar.

Fuckers.

02-13-2004, 01:37 PM
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	This is just ridiculous. Hello housekeeping? Can you send me 2 dozen more bars of soap? One if these is not enough to wash my nuts with. In case the front desk failed to notice when I checked in....I am a fat bastard." Can you believe this shit? This is the size of the fucking soap they gave me compared to a miniture bottle of Johnnie Walker. The label says: "Soothe your skin & your stressed out soul with this .........." My soul would not be stressed out if you gave me a respectable sized bar of soap. I am spending $800+ for the fucking room....Is a normal bar of soap too much to ask for? Fuck it....Maybe if I drink all the Johnnie Walker I will feel less stressed. It's a fucking scam to stress you out so you will empty the minibar. Fuckers. Last edited by AaronM; 02-13-2004 at 01:43 PM..