hmmmmm.... i could say alot here....
Lets start with "stop kissing ass." and if you can't, then at least stop tongueing it..

one time i was in a 69 with a chick, and my nose hit her ass.. i smelt her ass for like 2 days....
Anyone seen mallrats the movie? "Stinkpalm"
And definately go see a doc if you can't rid it yourself....
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"It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end!"
"Why don't you go outside, and play 'Hide and GoFuckYourself'?"