Hello, My name is Scoop Jiszm. I am the proud owner of the Horn 'N' Spooge, Jizz and squirt family resturaunt, located at 6969 go fuck yourself blvd here in beautiful downtown compton, MD. We have been in the business since 1965 and continue to proudly serve the greater Compton, MD area with food, and fine friendly service at affordable prices. Approximatly 5 years ago, we were able to expand our business and put in a second floor complete with a gift shop and petting zoo. We also bought the rights to
WWW.gofuckyourself.com as your home website where people could order HNS J&S apparel from the convience of their own home. Due to another recent expansion and contractual negotionans with Yacco's house of Errit, to become uur subsidiary, and distributer for, the website did not get off at the date as planned. However, we were striving for an April, 2001 launch date and even began advertising the website at the resturaunt on the menus, gift shop, and rest rooms, as well as the jackets we cover our animals with on those cold blustery nights here in Compton. We take this website as a personal insult to our very succesful business. We now run national commercials with actor Bronson Pinchot as our spokesperson. So I will keep this short and sweet. I will seek legal action against you if you do not shut down this website or in fact compenstate the Horn 'N' Spooge, Jizz & Squirt in full. We had a full, legally binding contract to obtain all rights to this sight. Our attorney, Mark Lynn Baker will be contacting you. Thank you have a Spoogerific day.