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HS-Trixxxia · 02-20-2004, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by milhouse_dick
well there was this one time i decided to go out with a fattie and see how much gross shit i could do and still get laid...started out good, we went to mcdonalds and while she was ordering a #1 i ripped a giant elephant fart complimented with a squirt and a squeege...after everyone in the store looked at me, i looked at an old couple that was staring, and said oh fuck you walter, im still batting .500! so then we went to the spongebob movie, and at the concession stand in front of everyone i said, the monster will have a garbage can full of popcorn and some pepsi intraveineously...after humiliating her we went and found a seat, and so i told her i had to go to the bathroom when in reality i left the theatre and went to a friends house...i called her cell phone three hours later and told her i was arrested and needed her to get me $600 to bail me out...the dumb bitch did it...she called me back and said i was an asshole because i wasnt there...so i called the police station she was at and told them she was a junky prostitute and asked them to put her on suicide watch...well i dont know what happened after that, except that i put a dead pigeon in her car and prank call her house pretending to sell atkins' book.

I bet you felt like a winner after that? - Idiot