How about gofuckyourself.com playing cards? That way if you lose at strip poker, you can tell everybody to gofuckyourself.com (is there actually any losers in strip poker?).
The gfy.com playing cards would then be followed by the gfy.com trading cards. See Lensman in a pink dress, Wizzo in the bathroom & gfy.com babe giving you the finger. Lensman card would be ultra rare only because he insists on buying them all for himself
