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Hi churchy. Can I ask you something? How come Dinosaurs aren't mentioned in the bible?
Hey below is absolutely a TRUE CONVERSATION!!
As it turns out I work with a bible thumper. He is my boss' brother. Even my boss thinks he's weird. For the sake of this conversation I won't call him Mark, I'll call him Chris.
I'm always giving him shit, so I just asked this question bluntly.
"Um, Chris, how do I get into heaven?" I asked.
"You have to understand and accept that Jesus died for you, and beg God for forgiveness." he replied.
I paused for a moment, and then said,"But the Jews don't believe in Jesus, does that mean that all jews will go to hell?"
His answer was a simple, "yes."
I guess I'll just never understand religion, and all the goofy stories in the bible.
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