Seriously guys I am not fat. (drama inside)
I am Norwegian in descent.
However I am happy to report that Since January 1st I have lost 20lbs!!!!!
I have an extremly good diet that requires no effort. So for all you lazy cu-nts let me know if you want to hear it... cause it worked for me!
So to that I say:
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.
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